my cat is a ginger & i like the way he hisses.

charlie:

If you were a human everyone would call you ginger and tell you have no soul. i like gingers. and i like you my little ginger cat.. although don't like how you sit there. with your boney butt fully exposed. its like a neon sign. and a bad one at that. i forgive you because even if you bite me and scratch me and hiss in my face like a little girl you will never disappoint me in ways that a lot of people can. And yeah, no one can deny the fact that you appear to hate me, because from the looks of it I'm your worst enemy. i pick you up and hold you. i sneak licks and tastes of human food for you. heck i even let you bit my toes in the morning. yes buddy, its torment i put you through. But i do it because i love you. you're far better than any one of the boys i continually fuss over. thanks for reminding me that as you sit next to me licking your paws looking grumpily in my direction.  It's fine, please keep up the tormented and tremendously depressed facade your fooling everyone with. we both know you love me best. And i don't mind it. i like your sassy hiss. its kinda like dynamite.  

yours truly, nib.